laughawayeternity:

k1mkardashian:

selena gomez watching justin bieber’s career

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I love watching this post come back every time he fucks up

(via sniffing)

vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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(Source: agoodplug, via ruinedchildhood)

jem-sie:

stressed out? masturbate
have a headache? masturbate
gotta leave? stay in bed, masturbate
have so much shit to do? who cares!
masturbate

(via jem-sie)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via actualpotatojill)

muscleluvr2:

i fucking hate when 17 year olds win big science awards or whatever why arent you jacking off in your basement you little shithead fucker. why couldnt you wait to accomplish something. little shit

(via handjob)

kanyes-wife:

every single scene from this show is on tumblr

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department, via actualpotatojill)